Myrtle the Moaner

from An Anthology of Slytherin Folk Music, Volume II by Draco and the Malfoys

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Myrtle the Moaner

Folks here's the story of Myrtle the Moaner
She's the resident restroom loner
She was a muggle-born Ravenclaw
But now she haunts the toilet on the second floor

Cry and cry and cry and cry
(Cry and cry and cry and cry)
Moan and moan and moan and moan
(Moan and moan and moan and moan)
Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa
(Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa)
Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost
(Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost)

T'was a taunting assault from Olive
Had Myrtle locked in a stall and sobbin'
She stared into the snake's eyes so deep
And Riddle made a Horcrux diary

Cry and cry and cry and cry
(Cry and cry and cry and cry)
Moan and moan and moan and moan
(Moan and moan and moan and moan)
Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa
(Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa)
Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost
(Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost)

Fifty years later the Chamber reopened
Some students, a cat and a ghost were frozen
Harry arrived and treated her kind
And Myrtle started flirtin' out of her mind

Cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry
(Cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry)
Moan and moan and moan and moan and moan and moan and moan
(Moan and moan and moan and moan and moan and moan and moan)
(Waa waa waa waa squiddly diddly waa)
Zippity Zip Dappity Dap boo hoo hoo hoo
(Zippity Zip Dappity Dap boo hoo hoo hoo)

In my sixth year I had an objective
It was so futile I was feelin' dejected
Moaning Myrtle had sympathy
I comforted her while she comforted me

Cry and cry and cry and cry
(Cry and cry and cry and cry)
Moan and moan and moan and moan
(Moan and moan and moan and moan)
Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa
(Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa)
Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost
(Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost)

Poor Myrtle you're moanin' all night and all through the day

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from An Anthology of Slytherin Folk Music, Volume II, released October 9, 2022

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Formed in 2005 as a "one time joke," Draco & the Malfoys sing about Harry Potter from Draco's perspective. Playing over 200 shows at libraries, conventions, pizza shops, indoor soccer arena, cruise ship and other venues, they've been featured on MTV, Fuse, Entertainment Weekly and more. Regulars at Harry Potter and geeky cons, their favorite review called them, "old enough to know better." ... more

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