1. |
||||
|
Brawl at Flourish and Blotts
Well well, Arthur Weasley
My dad said with a sneer
A busy time at the Ministry, I hear
You've been staging raids
On my mansion so fair
So far you ain't found nothin' there
You're a disgrace to the the wizarding name
The company you keep is so lame
It's a brawl at Flourish and Blotts
A brawl at Flourish and Blotts
My dad and Arthur Weasley tied up in knots
It's a brawl at Flourish and Blotts
A cauldron went flying
Spell books thundered to the ground
The shopkeep was crying calm it down
Dad's eye was hit
Arthur Weasley cut a lip
There was bad, bad blood all around
Hagrid waddled in to break it up
My dad and I swept out of the shop
It was a brawl at Flourish and Blotts
A brawl at Flourish and Blotts
My dad and Arthur Weasley tied up in knots
It was a brawl at Flourish and Blotts
It's a brawl at Flourish and Blotts
A brawl at Flourish and Blotts
My dad and Arthur Weasley tied up in knots
It's a brawl at Flourish and Blotts
|
||||
2. |
Myrtle the Moaner
03:24
|
|||
|
Myrtle the Moaner
Folks here's the story of Myrtle the Moaner
She's the resident restroom loner
She was a muggle-born Ravenclaw
But now she haunts the toilet on the second floor
Cry and cry and cry and cry
(Cry and cry and cry and cry)
Moan and moan and moan and moan
(Moan and moan and moan and moan)
Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa
(Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa)
Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost
(Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost)
T'was a taunting assault from Olive
Had Myrtle locked in a stall and sobbin'
She stared into the snake's eyes so deep
And Riddle made a Horcrux diary
Cry and cry and cry and cry
(Cry and cry and cry and cry)
Moan and moan and moan and moan
(Moan and moan and moan and moan)
Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa
(Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa)
Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost
(Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost)
Fifty years later the Chamber reopened
Some students, a cat and a ghost were frozen
Harry arrived and treated her kind
And Myrtle started flirtin' out of her mind
Cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry
(Cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry and cry)
Moan and moan and moan and moan and moan and moan and moan
(Moan and moan and moan and moan and moan and moan and moan)
(Waa waa waa waa squiddly diddly waa)
Zippity Zip Dappity Dap boo hoo hoo hoo
(Zippity Zip Dappity Dap boo hoo hoo hoo)
In my sixth year I had an objective
It was so futile I was feelin' dejected
Moaning Myrtle had sympathy
I comforted her while she comforted me
Cry and cry and cry and cry
(Cry and cry and cry and cry)
Moan and moan and moan and moan
(Moan and moan and moan and moan)
Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa
(Waa waa waa waa waa waa waa)
Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost
(Ghosty ghosty ghosty ghost)
Poor Myrtle you're moanin' all night and all through the day
|
||||
3. |
Azkaban Prison Blues
02:41
|
|||
|
I feel dementors comin'
They're floatin' round the bend
I wish they'd come and kiss me
My misery would end
But I'm stuck in Azkaban Prison
Grey strips markin' me
Tattooed with a number
By the Ministry
When I was just a baby
My momma taught me well
Said son stay away
From those unforgivable spells
But I cursed a man in Hogsmeade
Just to watch him fry
He was lookin' at me funny
When he was passin' by
Stuck here on this island
Middle of the sea
Got no wand or magic
Got no way to flee
I guess I had it comin'
I know I can't be free
There must be hope for someone
But there's no hope for me
I dream I am escaping
I dream I have a chance
I dream I go to London
And make some muggles dance
Oh far from Azkaban Prison
That's where I want to stay
But I'll wait for these dementors
To kiss my blues away
|
||||
4. |
The Carrows
04:21
|
|||
|
Dumbledore is gone
In a blaze of phoenix song
Snape now sits upon the asaddle
It's a fiendish new regime
That he's sworn to oversee
The river of their morals running shallow
Two enforcers have been named
They make Umbridge look tame
The school's at the mercy of the Carrows
The Carrows
Don't let them in your head
Don't cross the Carrows
The Carrows
Painful punishment
Don't cross the Carrows
Defense against dark arts
Is finally just Dark Arts
The distinction, it was always kind of narrow
They spread vicious, cold beliefs
That muggles are just beasts
The half-blood kids have all become embattled
It might seem a touch insane
Locking first years up in chains
The school's at the mercy of the Carrows
The Carrows
They're gonna find you out
Don't cross the Carrows
The Carrows
They're gonna hunt you down
Don't cross the Carrows
Potter's still around
But he's gone underground
He's out there hunting for the Hallows
There are signs of the DA
They haven't gone away
They're somewhere hiding in the shadows
You will Crucio your friends
The means justify the ends
The school's at the mercy of the Carrows
The Carrows
They're merciless and mad
Don't cross the Carrows
The Carrows
You'll feel every curse they cast
Don't cross the Carrows
Don't cross the Carrows
Don't cross the Carrows
|
||||
5. |
Firewhisky Is Flowing
02:31
|
|||
|
One night as I slept
I dreamt I met with Merlin
He took me by the hand
And he whisked us both away
We landed in a bar
We talked of charms and alchemy
But I remember best
These words he had to say
I am going, I am going
Any which way the Knight Bus is rolling
I am going, I am going
Where the firewhisky is flowing
I have dabbled in dark arts
Blended potent potions
Always on the lookout
For a fortifying brew
I have dried out in a cell
For a day or two in Azkaban
Each time they let me out
I vow what I'm about to do
I am going, I am going
Any which way the Knight Bus is rolling
I am going, I am going
Where the firewhisky is flowing
Nowadays days I stroll
Down the chilly streets of Hogsmeade
I'm still inclined to wander
But I rarely wander far
When I get to aching
In my body or my heart
I march into the Hog's Head
And down another jar
I am going, I am going
Any which way the Knight Bus is rolling
I am going, I am going
Where the firewhisky is flowing
I am going, I am going
Any which way the Knight Bus is rolling
I am going, I am going
Where the firewhisky is flowing
Where the firewhisky is flowing
Where the firewhisky is flowing
|
||||
6. |
Fixin' Up a Cabinet
02:10
|
|||
|
This year up at Hogwarts
I got a job to do
My crew is on the outside
And I've got to get them through
I'm fixin' up a cabinet
I'm fixin' up a cabinet
I'm fixin' up a cabinet for my lord, The Dark Lord
It's a vanishing cabinet
It's a vanishing cabinet
It's a vanishing cabinet for my lord, The Dark Lord
In the glory days of Umbridge
It trapped poor Montague
Now I'm here to mend it
In the requirement room
I'm fixin' up a cabinet
I'm fixin' up a cabinet
I'm fixin' up a cabinet for my lord, The Dark Lord
It's a vanishing cabinet
It's a vanishing cabinet
It's a vanishing cabinet for my lord, The Dark Lord
My hand calls the light for me
My powder calls the dark
Half a dozen Death Eaters
Break the sacred charms
I'm fixin' up a cabinet
I'm fixin' up a cabinet
I'm fixin' up a cabinet for my lord, The Dark Lord
It's a vanishing cabinet
It's a vanishing cabinet
It's a vanishing cabinet for my lord, The Dark Lord
|
||||
7. |
||||
|
The Three Broomsticks Tonight
A soft, enchanting glow
Warms the wooden sign
Inside the merriment dances with the wine
Goblets wrought of pewter
Clink in the candle light
Won't you meet me at the Three Broomsticks tonight
We met at the Quidditch World Cup
The flags were flying high
It was the nightshade in your hair, caught my eye
Your face was flushed with fire
When the golden snitch took flight
Won't you meet me at the Three Broomsticks tonight
Mead with malt, these ancient walls
The perfect little pub
Charming cheery atmosphere
The perfect place to fall in love
I'm saving you the best seat
At a table made for two
My eyes are on the door as you float through
You look just like a fairy
Sparkling like a sprite
And you're meeting me at the Three Broomsticks tonight
Yeah you're meeting me at the Three Broomsticks tonight
|
||||
8. |
Grabbing a Portkey Home
02:36
|
|||
|
Grabbing a Portkey Home
I lost all my money but a single knut
A single knut, a single knut
Lost all my money but a single knut
Now I'm grabbing a portkey home
Down Knockturn Alley I ran out of luck
Ran out of luck, I ran out of luck
Down Knockturn Alley I ran out of luck
Now I'm grabbing a portkey home
I lost all my money but a single knut
A single knut, a single knut
Lost all my money but a single knut
Now I'm grabbing a portkey home
Defeated and desperate, I turned to dark arts
Turned to dark arts, I turned to dark arts
Defeated and desperate, I turned to dark arts
Now I'm grabbing a portkey home
I lost all my money but a single knut
A single knut, a single knut
Lost all my money but a single knut
Now I'm grabbing a portkey home
Got in a scrape and I barely escaped
Barely escaped, I barley escaped
Got in a scrape and I barely escaped
Now I'm grabbing a portkey home
I lost all my money but a single knut
A single knut, a single knut
Lost all my money but a single knut
Now I'm grabbing a portkey home
I'm grabbing a portkey home
|
||||
9. |
It's Not Malfoy Manor
03:34
|
|||
|
I'm watching the peacocks out the window
They're pecking at each other pretty hard, it's kind of weird
Our entire world has been turned upside down
Since the Ministry of Magic took you away from here
It's not Malfoy Manor without you, Dad
The birds are going crazy and Mom and I are all alone
It's not Malfoy Manor without you, Dad
When are you coming home
When are you coming home
Aunt Bella doesn't visit that often anymore
And when she does she brings that stale fruitcake
Insists that we eat it all together (shudder)
I'm not sure how much more I can take
It's not Malfoy Manor without you, Dad
The birds are going crazy and Mom and I are all alone
It's not Malfoy Manor without you, Dad
When are you coming home
When are you coming home
I'm heading back to Hogwarts in a couple of days
And I'm feeling kind of torn in two
I know that mom wishes I would stay
but I have a vital job to do for you-know-who
It's not Malfoy Manor without you, Dad
The birds are going crazy and Mom and I are all alone
It's not Malfoy Manor without you, Dad
When are you coming home
When are you coming home
|
||||
10. |
||||
|
Well I looked over Hogsmeade and what did I see
Comin' for to carry me home
The breathtaking beating of leathery wings
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sleek Thes-tr-al
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sleek Thes-tr-al
Comin' for to carry me home
A haunting horse of bone and dust
Comin' for to carry me home
Allured by the sweet aroma of blood
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sleek Thes-tr-al
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sleek Thes-tr-al
Comin' for to carry me home
Well I'm up sometimes and sometimes down
Comin' for to carry me home
I know she'll set me safe and sound
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sleek Thes-tr-al
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sleek Thes-tr-al
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sleek Thes-tr-al
Comin' for to carry me home
Swing low, sleek Thes-tr-al
Comin' for to carry me home
Well they're comin' for to carry me home
|
||||
Draco and the Malfoys Woonsocket, Rhode Island
Formed in 2005 as a "one time joke," Draco & the Malfoys sing about Harry Potter from Draco's perspective. Playing over 200 shows at libraries, conventions, pizza shops, indoor soccer arena, cruise ship and other venues, they've been featured on MTV, Fuse, Entertainment Weekly and more. Regulars at Harry Potter and geeky cons, their favorite review called them, "old enough to know better." ... more
If you like Draco and the Malfoys, you may also like:
The Time-Turner EP
by The Mudbloods
supported by 6 fans who also own “An Anthology of Slytherin Folk Music, Volume II”
This is a gorgeously mature EP that pulls at the heartstrings in a way I didn't expect from wrock about Cursed Child. In it, you'll find two tender ballads from fathers to sons, a catchy celebration of a world gone wrong, an upbeat jam about teenage love and two touching love songs from husband to wife. Every single song is deftly crafted and has the exquisite lyrics from the Mudbloods that I just love.
go to album
With You, Whatever Happens
by Lauren Fairweather
supported by 6 fans who also own “An Anthology of Slytherin Folk Music, Volume II”
A long-awaited wizard rock album from a pioneer of the wrock community. Mostly wrock, but there are some other nerdy songs thrown in, though they don't disrupt the cohesion. Lauren is always awesome, and if you liked her previous music, you will enjoy this fuller sound even more.
go to album
The Lovegoods (EP)
by The Lovegoods
supported by 6 fans who also own “An Anthology of Slytherin Folk Music, Volume II”
The Lovegoods definitely wrock my world. Their music makes me wanna jump and dance and sing my heart out.
go to album
Driving and fuzzed out rock and roll from the Motor City on the great Feel It Records.
go to album
featured on Bandcamp Radio Aug 16, 2022
go to album
New Day With New Possibilities
by Sonny & The Sunsets
The latest from Sonny Smith's long-running San Francisco outfit is clever and very sweet and more than a little bit country.
go to album
The Complete Potion
by The Mudbloods
supported by 5 fans who also own “An Anthology of Slytherin Folk Music, Volume II”
It's (almost) all the Mudbloods songs! What more could you ask for?
go to album
